Nightclubs are a great place to have fun with your friends. London nightclubs especially are very safe and very comfortable places to be. Unfortunately, though, the bouncers can’t tell on the way in who's going to turn into a sleazy drunk and who'll just be talkative! Sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands to ensure that you have a good time at your nightclub in London, instead of feeling harassed (or worse) all night. Here's some valuable tips for taking your Saturday night back into your own hands, and dealing with the types of guys that a girl just doesn't need buzzing round!
Brewery Breath
The bouncers haven't caught up with this guy yet, but they soon will. In the meantime, you need to take some pretty definitive action to get these club hazards off your back - alcohol completely cuts the 'reason' circuit out of anything and everything some guys do, so there's no point trying any of the usual tactics. Don't be afraid to be a little harsh to these guys - tell them straight up that you aren't interested. If they keep hassling you, security at your London nite club will be happy to back you up.
Staring Competition Entrant
The 'starer' usually come to a club alone or with a single friend. If they decide they like you, they'll often stare intently at you, no matter where you are or what you're doing. Nobody knows what is going through their minds as they do this - we don't want to! You really need to confront these guys to scare them away. Got a male friend with you? They are the best person to do the dirty work.
The Groper
These guys usually strike when you’re dancing and preoccupied - if you aren't interested in physical contact, turn around and give him a withering look straight in the eyes … you shouldn’t need to say anything.
Cheetahs - not so fast and smooth
Nightclubs are notorious places for guys to look for a fling away from their current girlfriend. This is one of the most subtle, and damaging, types of nightclub sleazes you can encounter. Nobody wants to be the homewrecker … but how are you to know? Look out for cellphone calls he won't answer, and pay attention to his friends' attitudes … you'll pick up on a vibe if they are hiding something.
